In Lil Dicky’s famous ‘Earth’ song, Justin Bieber goes, ”Hi, I’m a baboon. I’m like a man, just less advanced and my anus is huge.”
And what better to show you just how like a human a baboon is, than when it is doing human stuff.
A video has popped up on social media showing a huge baboon enjoying a meal at a cafe in Groot Constantia Wine Farm in Cape Town.
According to SAPeople, the baboon beat security, scared off two diners and took over a whole table for himself at Jonkershuis Restaurant.
The baboon then went on to help itself with a meal of spaghetti bolognese and garlic bread. The animal took its time, reportedly spending 15 minutes eating to its full. Then it blissfully strolled back to the mountains – which are part of Table Mountain National Park.
Groot Constantia has spent nearly R1 million on a special fence to keep animals out, but occasionally the brave ones find their way in.
Luckily for the guests, their meal was replaced.
Here’s the clip.